“these girls fall like dominos”
- Big Pink

1. Muff Punchers

Groups who find and seduce an unsuspecting female and then repeatedly punch her in the vagina.

(P.S. Not funny) (or is it?)

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/arts/music/23pare.html

I remember in 2003 bought two tickets to Guns N’ Roses for me and a girl; by the time they came, the girl was gone, had to take a dude, we went there; huge craziness; Axl didn’t show up, and Philly fans burnt the Spectrum down. Crazy crazy. What you been doing, Axl?

she eyes me like a pisces when I am weak

ive been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks

ive been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap

i wish i could eat you cancer when you turn back

hey! wait!
i’ve got a new complaint
forever in debt to your priceless advice
hey! wait!
ive got a new complaint
forever in debt to your priceless advice
hey! wait!
ive got a new complaint
forever in debt to your priceless advice
your advice

Wesleyan kids, younger than me, cooler then me, one of them took acid at a Phish show, got sick of the jams, wanted more dance music. It’s a good song — and in the Spin article featuring these wunderkind with their chocolate-milk and marijunana smoke hotel rooms in Toronto, one senses the ignorance and wonder of the real Gen-Y, talking about the Apocalypse, after which only the young will survive and will dance among the ruins.

Don’t grow up, grow down, don’t grow old, grow young.

Californication – masturbatory wish fulfilment for out-of-work writers ’slumming’ it up in L.A. by a former writer for Dawson’s Creek. Still you want to watch, cause hey — you like all that stuff.

Don’t you know
they’re talking about a revolution
(it sounds like a whisper)
they’re talking about a revolution
it sounds like a whisper

while they’re standing in the welfare lines
crying at the doorstep of thoses armies of salvation
wasting time in the unemployment lines
sitting around waiting for a promotion

poor people gonna rise up
and get their share
poor people gonna rise
and take whats theirs